Walk into their art booth and say at least one of the following:

Or just stroll into the booth, calmly pull out a camera and start taking photos of the images hanging on the wall. Seeing people do this just makes me want to carry a squirt gun filled with piping hot goat urine.

2 Responses

  1. This is high comedy! “Did you fake this?” So great. Looking forward to seeing the booth at Mayfest.

  2. art shows should honestly pass out info on art show etiquette..
    #1 please don’t ask me to lower my prices
    #2 don’t say,”I could do this”
    I get the “you did this”
    and with all my sweetness…but forcing back my hidden insanity..I reply calmly….

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