If you have one of my business cards, or anything that contains my email address (email@example.com), that address is gone.
Something happened over the past 3-4 months that caused me to get utterly bombarded by email spam. It’s difficult to pinpoint the cause — maybe it was an online vendor sold my contact info (one of those vendors that I had never heard of until I found that they were the only source for some obscure artistic tool I purchased last summer). Or someone who posted a question on my website could have been a spam robot who harvested my contact info as soon as I responded.
Whatever the reason, the email gods smote that account with around 135 messages per day. If I go away from my PC for a few days (which I often do), I rely on checking my phone — which can only show 12-13 messages on the screen at once. Let’s just say, when I discovered that I inadvertently deleted a message from one my clients, mistaking it for one of the 473 spam messages in my inbox, and went a solid week without communicating with them, that’s when I knew I had to take action.
I have created another email address — which will not appear anywhere on this website, and it will also not appear on my new business cards.
If you need to contact me, please use my contact page:
..and if you contacted me and I either took an unusually long time to respond (or never responded), please try again! I promise to be quicker!
(Let me know if you are looking for cheap pills to enlarge certain body parts. Some of my messages may be able to help.)